tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6576650040112035954.post984438667910809157..comments2023-09-18T07:48:19.957-04:00Comments on Ben's Daily Movie News: George Clooney is The AmericanBen Pearsonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02803755737409336027noreply@blogger.comBlogger1125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6576650040112035954.post-84991233094527299652009-09-30T22:45:40.936-04:002009-09-30T22:45:40.936-04:00George Clooney defecates solid gold spheres (perfe...George Clooney defecates solid gold spheres (perfect spheres, no less) and cries liquid uranium. He can also make women squeal in ecstasy by thinking in their general direction.<br /><br />I don't think it's up to us to judge his next cinematic roles. We should just pay for the movie ticket now before he sells us into human slavery on the streets of Rome.<br /><br />P.S. Ancient Rome, cause he can time travel...Trehernhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14943885652283870325noreply@blogger.com