Wednesday, July 29, 2009

Say It Ain't So

More like "Twice Phallus Howhard." Yeah? Anybody?

One of my favorite up-and-coming actresses, Bryce Dallas Howard (pictured, total hottie), has gone to the dark side: she's signed to play a role in The Twilight Saga: Eclipse. For those of you who care (if this describes you, I'm guessing you probably shouldn't be reading this site), Bryce will take over the role of Victoria from some other girl because Other Girl had prior commitments to some other movie. Whatever. It's not like I'm ever going to see this movie.

Seems like ol' BDH is jumping onto every huge franchise she can right now: with her stepping in as Gwen Stacy in Spider-Man 3 (best part of the movie), her minuscule role in Terminator Salvation, and now the Twilight series, she's looking to make some serious bank. She must still be trying to make everyone forget about Lady in the Water. Good luck, hot stuff - it's going to take a good while for that pile of mediocrity to leave the collective consciousness of America.

In better news, my home girl Gabrielle Union has joined the cast of ABC's newest not-targeted-at-females show, FlashForward. You may remember Union from Bad Boys II, or, more likely, from my Valentine's Day post over at the Solar Sentinel. I'm still on the fence about this show, but the addition this salacious female has almost tipped me to the "watching it" side.


Alan Trehern said...

I don't judge the material hot women I like are in. Therefore, I'll probably just see the 3rd movie solely to see BDH.

End of Story.

Your 1st Grade English Teacher said...

"Ain't" is not a word, Benjamin. I shiver when I hear the dreaded word.

Freddy Frottage said...

this post is some kind of sexist. and i really can't believe YOU have gone over to the darkside. gingers. really, ben? REALLY?!??

Ben Pearson said...

Freddy. Look at that picture. Come on...come on!